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not safe for american children

Posted by: hmichelle on: October 22, 2010

we had our annual youth camp in chiang rai this past week, which means i felt old again this past week.
lots of fun had by all: 12-hour bus ride north, met up with other youth from chiang rai, swam in a waterfall, the youth tried their hand at sharing their faith, and we played one milllllion games.
and i have to say: i have a dream. i dream that we could play this game in america.

this traditional thai game has been played by generations. as soon as they started tying those eggplants around kids’ waists, i was like, “for real?” what does this look like to you?
i know you’re all thinking of how you can play this with your friends and so you’re probably wondering, “how do you play?”
easy! tie a long eggplant around your waist and with that eggplant dangling between your legs, whack a ping pong ball across a field.
the other thai adults didn’t think it looked gross. when i asked them if they thought this game was gross, they looked at me like i was the sick one. again: “for real?” i can’t see it ever catching on in america – except maybe in frat houses or in some weird, kinky way.
by the way, i sucked at this game. i think the eggplant got tied too high and i had to really squat to reach the ball. here’s staff playing. i’m the loser on the right in the gray shirt.

ps – i ate a dog. gamier than i expected.
  • chik

    1) Can you imagine this game at an American church camp? (Actually, very fun to imagine.) This is the stuff church splits are made of.

    2) Are you sure you had an eggplant tied around your waist?

    3) Dog-eating deserves more than a "P.S." mention.

  • Nora

    you ate a dog. are you serious?

    great post!

  • h. michelle kao

    chik –
    1. i WISH we could play this at an american church camp. i'm prepared to start my own denomination.

    2. ahem. my eggplant is mid-swing.

    3. re: dogeating – i don't know what else to say about it. apparently if you eat dog and then pass by dogs (live), they will bark at you because they can smell their compatriot on you.

  • Liz

    it looked like you were eeking out a poop.

    did you walk by an alive dog?

  • Daniel Groot

    *this is the stuff church splits are made of

    This comment had me laughing out loud. So true!!!

    Go dog meat, go eggplants… i miss thailand.

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